I think that if I fail college, I might just buy myself a degree online. You see if you just can’t make it through college or afford actual college, you can just purchase a degree online from a “paper mill” degree factory for about 98% off of the regular retail price of a real online college degree. Can’t pass class, can’t make it to college, or don’t have time for that degree with your 50 hours weekly schedule – buy a degree straight out. It’s terribly simple to acquire a degree of this type. Click here to read how Felix Bombay, the cat, acquired his degree.
Some of these sites claim to take real world experience in lieu of classes for printing out your “pirate” degree. The degree looks legit and just might pass without a thorough inspection. You can buy anything from a Bachelor’s Degree to a Doctoral degree online. In Oregon these types of degrees are illegal, but hey, who lives in Oregon anyway? Elearners.com offers a quick quiz and checklist to determine if your online school is merely a “diploma mill”, but for those of you out there who think it might be something you could be interested in, you might want to check out these sites:
- SpeedyDegrees.com offers life experience degrees.
- BelfordUniversity.org claims to be accredited and offers life experience degrees as well.
- Instantdegrees.com offers “legal” life experience degrees with “real foil” seals.
- Ashwood University – sounds legit
- Diploma Center – purchase an authentic looking totally illegal degree from the university of your choice.
Just perform a search for “life experience degrees”, and you’ll pull up tons of online degrees that you can order for around $250 ( doctoral degrees are higher ). Why waste all the time going to the University? These kinds of degrees probably require the gift of B.S. and I do not mean Bachelor of Science, but doesn’t any real degree require a full heap of B.S. anyway? I mean do you really retain much of the information that you learned in college anyway? Are you really employed in your field? Sometimes the temptation is almost too much. Think of the time and money you would save. Not to mention the exams you would not have to study for, and the teacher you could forget existed…
I know that I should have a life degree in waiting tables if you really want to know the truth… I might just order a Bachelor’s Degree in business and go on to manage some other waitresses. Given the current state of the economy and my luck with stellar jobs offers, it is probably where I end up anyway, and the “diploma mill” degree might not be that far-fetched or even such a bad idea, hmmm…. Just kidding… Really.
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